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December 31st, 2004

12:06 pm Two points: 1) Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make. 2) I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money. I bought a kit from http://makeyourowndildo.com. Today I am going to make one and sell it for a billion dollars. Tomorrow I am going to make one and use it on myself. Might as well dump. Oh, I'm, I'm ah, no particular article, um, ya know in terms of what happens here in night world of Hollyweird and up and down the, ya know, the outdoors, I'm, this is my town and ah, I don't spend any time really at the Playboy Mansion, but in terms of ya know, with the gals, ah, that's been over many summers, you know I wrote and directed all the, all of Van Halen's stuff, and everything in between and now, everybody that I started with, uh, who we were all nobodies, everybody now in the art development, wardrobe, make-up, hair, they're the ones who are doing all of Janet Jackson and the N 'Sync videos and the McDonald commercials and ya know, Ford commercials, and everything, so what we're getting here is maximum bang for your buck and actually it kind of all disintegrates into some kind of , uh, party after, ya know, alarmingly short period of time. But I, I find that that translates beautifully up onto the screen and I think it's the tonic that everybody wants. Oh, I train regularly in the martial arts, I just celebrated my 35th anniversary of training in Kung Fu, and I do a very old style called Tek Ward, and ya know many times you read, uh, of a martial artist who lists 8 or 9 or 12 different varieties of art or something that they train in, I'm just classical, well I started when I was 12 years old on my birthday and um, jus kept one style up to this point, and I've dabbles in a few other things but everything that you see on stage is ah, you know people that ask me have you danced, are you, have you ever trained in choreography, no, no gymnastics, that's all been classic style, old Kung Fu and uh, she's every single day now, probably 5 days a week at least, then uh, that's something that I maintain, it's something that I do on stage now without thinking about it. Um, I guess somewhere between ah, Groucho Marx and Bruce Lee is Diamond Dave! Current Mood: horny Current Music: Van Halen- Hot for teacher.

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12:26 pm - No holds barbeque... Today I was thinking about my life. I've done so many great things, you'd think I wouldn't be able to remember them all... The truth is I do. Not only am I great looking and talented, I am also a genius. My mind is capable of things that no one else but me understands. That's part of what is difficult about being me.. I am so perfect, nobody else on the planet can relate to me. Here is a picture of me being great: I know you all love me. I like some of you. I am going to look in a mirror and jack off. Current Mood: supreme Current Music: DLR- Greatest Hits

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